Alas, I had wonderful plans for two posts. Since starting this blog so recently, there seems to have been a curse on my cooking because it has been one disaster after another. My cooking is normally fairly reliable if I say so myself, but not so this week.
Take the strawberry tart I made for visitors on Sunday. Oh I had a lovely mental picture of my blog post. Crisp tart crust, juicy strawberries nestling jewel-like on a cushion of creme patissiere. To be fair to myself I could have taken a photo of the tart. At the time of its assembly only a rather overdone crust detracted from its beauty. The humiliation came during the serving of the tart. Not only was the crust tough to cut, but it refused, simply refused to be parted from the base of the flan dish.
Lessons have been learned. The pastry recipe was new to me and used caster sugar rather than icing sugar and also a higher quantity of sugar than I had ever used before. Firstly, I realise that the presence of so much sugar in the crust made it likely to burn so the oven temperature should have been a little lower than normal. Secondly the quantity of sugar made it stickier than normal so the flan dish should have been greased or lined. Nevermind, it did actually taste very good.
Today's lunch was another frustrating foray into the kitchen. It all started in Beşiktaş fish market when I spied some squid for a ridiculously low price. I bought a kilo on impulse and headed straight home. The journey home was not exactly pleasant either for me or the rest of the passengers on the number 17 bus. One dripping bag of squid + long journey in high temperature = memorable olfactory experience.
My husband was most excited by the prospect of calamari and even volunteered to clean and prepare the squid. He placed it in a bowl of soda water to tenderise and left the rest of the project in my hands. Last time I made calamari it was wonderful, crisp battered rings perfect to look at and taste. Today my breadcrumb batter did not adhere to the squid, it just dropped off in the oil and I would have to salvage the squid rings tough and naked from the crumby mess. In frustration at wasting my bargain squid, I summoned my husband to rescue the whole operation. His rings turned out just right.
His lessons for me: Use more flour and don't bother with breadcrumbs unless you have stale bread, which I didn't. Perhaps he should be writing this blog.